At Jerk Airways Headquarters in Dallas, Texas
“Well everyone, so we’ve got a really interesting gig coming up” said James “Jimmy” Edwards. “Looks like we’re gonna have a real special guest going on one of our flights soon”
“Who?” asked Donna Roberts, CTO of Jerk Airways.
“Kim Jong Un will be taking a Jerk Airways flight” replied Jimmy.
“Seriously!? That’s gonna be…interesting” said the CIO.
“Well, the CIA has already contacted us, they want to try stuff apparently” said Notch, the PR Officer.
“Tell them they’re free to book a ticket, it’s only 5 dollars after all. Beyond that, no special treatment” replied Jimmy.
“So how do we want to do this?” asked Donna.
“Why’d he even choose Jerk Airways? Seems a bit random, considering he could’ve gone with top luxury if he wanted” drawled Johnny Bravo, formerly a pilot, now promoted to COO.
“Well publicly he says he wants to travel as the people of the West do. Contacts say he’s saving money for his nuclear program. As for where he’s going, apparently there’s some sort of dictators conference he’s attending. He’s the keynote speaker and will also be presenting at the Subjugation segment of the conference. He wants to travel the Western way? Do what we always do then” said Jimmy.